my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
one time I took nudes and my hamster died the day after, coincidence? or god’s way of punishing me for being a sinful slut? you be the judge
where are the nudes
can u please be a little bit more sensitive my hamster died
CAN WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING WEIRD TREES ARE?
SERIOUSLY TREES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NOW THIS FUCKER’S LIVING ON THE EDGE
NOW THIS TREE’S FUCKING COLORFUL
TREE GO HOME YOU ARE DRUNK
NOW THEY’RE IN A KNOT HOW THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK TREES STOP
TREES OFMDZDGJKHADFKLJG
May/18/2013, 12am
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Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying
(Source: chekhov)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
